This week was one of those weeks, you know the ones where no matter how positive you are, things keep going wrong? I find myself laughing today but it was a tough struggle to get to Friday let me tell you.
On Monday I had a rather dangerous encounter with a wasp of all things. It flew in my window as I was minding my own business driving along the road, and gave me the fright of my life. So much so, I had a complete freak out and had to try compose myself enough to pull over and get the damn thing out of my car. Now I laugh, but it’s really not a good thing to happy while you’re driving. God knows what could have happened.
Anyway, all’s well that ends well as the saying goes…
Just when I had started to recover from wasp-gate, I was home making dinner when bang. OUCH, OH MY F**KING GOD. I stubbed my toe. Yes, that. You know when out of the blue your toe catches in the corner of something and it’s literally the most painful foot experience in the world?! It wasn’t long before my poor little toe swelled up like a balloon and started to turn that blueish, black colour. Needless to say I was feeling very sorry for myself by the end of the day.
Fast forward a day and we arrive at strike three. Shopping bag-gate. There I am coming out of the supermarket, I was sent on an errand to find a very specific thing, which I couldn’t find so decided to pick up a few bits for the house. Strolling back to my car, I was beginning to plan out the rest of my day when, crash. Hello concrete, goodbye shopping! My plastic shopping bag burst at the seams and the entire contents of my grocery shop fell to their death. Why universe, WHY?!
So yeah, that was my week. Someone pass me a glass of wine quick…